One girl and one boy is just not enough.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
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he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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