we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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