In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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