This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
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