Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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