So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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