My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I will be naked everywhere
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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