You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
