News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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