I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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