I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
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I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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