Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
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