Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
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on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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