perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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