my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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