he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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