I look better un-naked...
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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