exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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