I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I just had sex on a roof
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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