Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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