my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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