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• (616): View more from Michigan

  theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.

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• (518): View more from New York

  he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  do you still have it? i kinda want to see.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??

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• (315): View more from New York

  She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?

  (703): View more from Virginia

  Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.

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• (650): View more from California

  orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.

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