and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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