I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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