so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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