Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level