You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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