He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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