Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
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Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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