Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Randomize
