I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
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Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out