walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat