I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches