How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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