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Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
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Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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