Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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