She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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