i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I stole a fireplace last night.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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