I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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