just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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