Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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