You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
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Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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