we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Panties = found
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