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Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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