So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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