Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Randomize
