she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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