Sry I called you an 8
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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