Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
