so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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