he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
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If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
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holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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