So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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