Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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