Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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