He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
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He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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