My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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