i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
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That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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