I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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