I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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