Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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