the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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