just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
My breasts were aching with rage.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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