No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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